hey to anyone who reads this thing. I wanted to tell you that i tried eating a sharpie and I'm still alive after 3 minutes. It tasted REALLY bad. I suggest you don't try it because it made me sneeze cocoa puffs out of my nose. What happened on Halloween was really weird. Some person was driving really badly and ran into a mailbox. Then he knocked on the owner of the mailbox and asked if he can steal his groceries. Then he threw a pencil sharpener at them. Also when i went to a door for candy they gave me PANTS and GLUE! oh also i saw some guy jumping off a roof then he landed on the fence and he didnt get back up. I think he died.....So i ate him and pushed him into a lake. Then an alligator bit him. Then some kids started to eat him...And then got ran over by a bus. Shot by 3 gangsters...Stepped on by Godzilla....And then arrested for bad luck. You wish you were him....Time to go to my job and clean monkey poop.